“I am so sick of all this pink and pastel shit. We are going to raise a full-color badass who will look down on the patriarchy with absolute disdain. And what’s up with all this princess garbage? Have royalists seized the machinery of baby clothes production or something? This is garbage. I want to see a pair of fully functional JEANS, maybe with a dinosaur patch on the knee, with REAL pockets. And maybe a leather jacket or a blazer with soft spikes on the shoulders. And her shirt could say, “Bad bitch. Showing my daddies how it’s done.” OK, but this panda on the butt of these pants is also adorable.”

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